Yep. Press secretary Jay Carney is late for today’s press briefing. Shockah!

Heh. It keeps getting worse for Clown Carney, as the Obama administration scandals continue to grow.

Is he scrawling in his tear-stained diary? Listening to REM’s “Everybody Hurts” on a loop? Twitter users kindly offer up some reasons why Jay Carney is late.

And win.

Keep them coming, Twitter!