Yep. Press secretary Jay Carney is late for today’s press briefing. Shockah!

Heh. It keeps getting worse for Clown Carney, as the Obama administration scandals continue to grow.

https://twitter.com/shark_wahlberg/status/334353459417591808

Is he scrawling in his tear-stained diary? Listening to REM’s “Everybody Hurts” on a loop? Twitter users kindly offer up some reasons why Jay Carney is late.

https://twitter.com/MidloJo/status/334352422753423360

And win.

Keep them coming, Twitter!

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