José is really, really angry with his model ex-girlfriend and her Capital One card:

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/330413183699398657

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/330415221694943233

This is Leila, by the way (unverified Twitter account). Apparently, she’s now got a football player on his knees:

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/330416181477523456

Yeah! Where are all the good woman at?

Heh. Well, if José can’t find a nice girl to ease his worried mind, at least he can take comfort in his detective skills:

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/330419555656691712

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/330419966174183425

She can run, but she can’t hide!

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Update:

More words of warning:

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/330425650504675329

Annnnnnd a phone number (censored by Twitchy):

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Dude.

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/330431465496121344

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/330432703440769024