It’s tough keeping track of your pills and bills when you’re constantly worrying about Sarah Palin’s uterus. Andrew Sullivan knows that better than anyone, so he’s asking for help:
Seeking a personal assistant for the Dish: http://t.co/dFLj8LKNhB
— Andrew Sullivan (@sullydish) May 2, 2013
I’m looking for someone to help me get my life better organized so I can focus more effectively on the Dish, journalism, writing, thinking. The job includes everything that you can imagine: from managing my calendar, setting up travel arrangements, dealing with press inquiries, to handling my in-box, helping me manage real estate, occasional dog-sitting and walking, keeping track of my regimen of medications with doctors and insurance companies, and the conventional office-work the job usually entails.
What that job entails, according to Sully, is being “pro-active in getting shit done.” The pay is “modest,” but the life lessons are sure to be invaluable. Who wouldn’t want to seize this sweet, sweet gig?
— Ivan Plis (@ivanplis) May 2, 2013
Shorter: Who wants to be Andrew Sullivan's b*tch? http://t.co/yEVyYAjKnO
— AG (@AG_Conservative) May 2, 2013
I would pay good money to see Mike Rowe take on this job. http://t.co/U4YZi7TWOC
— Mark Hemingway (@Heminator) May 2, 2013
Yeah, we’re guessing it might get dirty …
Please bring your speculum. http://t.co/X2nETW9LIT
— John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) May 2, 2013
I feel like we should all send multiple prank e-mails to Sully here inquiring about the job he's posted http://t.co/qeTTy0Hx6V
— Umar (@umarjones) May 2, 2013
Actually, we know a guy who might be interested:
— F. Bill McMorris (@FBillMcMorris) May 2, 2013
On the bright side for Howard, Andrew Sullivan *is* hiring an assistant…
— Derek Thompson (@DKThomp) May 2, 2013
Those two crazy kids might just find a way to make it work!
— Erick Brockway (@erickbrockway) May 2, 2013