Irony, thy name is Donald.
The self-unaware man-child otherwise known as Donald Trump is having yet another of his trademark tantrums. After Malkin called him out yesterday for his faux-conservative jackassery, the Donald returned fire this morning with these tasty little nuggets:
@michellemalkin At least dummy is true!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 22, 2013
@michellemalkin You were born stupid!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 22, 2013
Oh, ouch! We’re gonna need some aloe for that burn!
Of course, Malkin was no match for Trump’s blistering genius … said no one, ever:
So @realDonaldTrump just called me a dummy again for exposing him as a conservafraud. Keep digging, clown==> https://t.co/VEaLoyT0Dr
— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) March 22, 2013
.@realDonaldTrump Your water-carriers tried to get me to shut up. They failed. You don't like women you can't control. God bless America.
— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) March 22, 2013
So today we learned @realDonaldTrump still supports Kelo tyranny. Refresher: Trump's eminent domain empire http://t.co/pSJszWnjHK
— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) March 22, 2013
Naturally, the back-and-forth had Buzzfeed hack Andrew Kaczynski salivating:
Getting the popcorn out for this one. http://t.co/gTND8KtbQF RT @realDonaldTrump: @michellemalkin You were born stupid!
— andrew kaczynski (@BuzzFeedAndrew) March 22, 2013
Because, douchenozzle.
Others, though, knew that Trump never had a snowball’s chance in hell of winning this intellectual brawl:
You know what's stupid,@realDonaldTrump? A bankrupt slumlord calling @michellemalkin a "dummy." Stop trying to be relevant. You're not.
— Kregg (@DrActorKJ) March 22, 2013
Dang. If she's such a dummy, it's a wonder that you're so threatened by her. RT “@realDonaldTrump: @michellemalkin At least dummy is true!”
— Bethany Bowra (@BethanyBowra) March 22, 2013
Really? What is wrong with you?
RT @realDonaldTrump: @michellemalkin You were born stupid!— Greg (@CajunConservatv) March 22, 2013
@realDonaldTrump – @michellemalkin didn't make an ass of herself on int'l tv chasing after Obama's birth certificate. #STUPID
— Hiraghm (@Hiraghm) March 22, 2013
https://twitter.com/AliBrookeDad/status/315117155760893952
Yeah, no fair! For some of us, stupid is a lifelong craft!! RT @realDonaldTrump: @michellemalkin You were born stupid!
— Jason Hart (@jasonahart) March 22, 2013
Are you serious? You have all the 'finest' things… but apparently no class RT @realdonaldtrump: @michellemalkin You were born stupid!
— Dan Andros (@DanAndros) March 22, 2013
https://twitter.com/Capit0lism_/status/315103430446301186
Guess someone still hasn't grown up–> RT @realDonaldTrump: @michellemalkin You were born stupid!
— Rachelle (@Shelly__Marie) March 22, 2013
@realDonaldTrump @michellemalkin Michelle you know he is used to people kissing his backside. You don’t therefore his reaction is juvenile.
— Robert A Mitchell II (@Fireplug52) March 22, 2013
What's next? Calling her a "poopie head?" RT @gabrielmalor This guy. What a clown.RT @realDonaldTrump @michellemalkin You were born stupid!
— Phineas Fahrquar (@irishspy) March 22, 2013
@realDonaldTrump is floundering against @michellemalkin and it makes me giggle like a little girl.
— CatuslyOptmstcJagsFn (@therealzache) March 22, 2013
.@realDonaldTrump Alternating between being a loud popularist and a contrarian king is no way to go through life son.
— mitrebox (@mitrebox) March 22, 2013
Words to live by, Donald.
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Somebody’s a glutton for punishment:
.@MichelleMalkin would be nothing without being on the @seanhannity show. I don’t see what Sean sees in her—loser!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 22, 2013
@michellemalkin @igo4par True.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 22, 2013
Donald, Donald, Donald … you really should know better by now.
@realDonaldTrump @seanhannity I’ve worked my ass off my whole life. Unlike you, I never abused govt power to steal private property.
— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) March 22, 2013
I’ve spent more than 2 decades in conservative movement, while @realDonaldTrump was abusing eminent domain & showering Dems w/$$$.
— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) March 22, 2013
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