Sequester Friday has arrived and it’s every man for himself.

May the odds be ever in your favor.

Day one: The dead rise from their graves to walk the earth, searching for the 170 million jobs obliterated by the sequester.

Denial sets in.

http://twitter.com/kaylaanderson/statuses/307475339964186624

So just how bad is it out there?

All we can do is pray.

http://twitter.com/jstrevino/statuses/307425978894913536

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http://twitter.com/jstrevino/statuses/307432460285800449

So just how dire is the situation?

Let’s hope the rumored cure works.

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