Starving for food, starving for attention … what difference does it make? Former NBA badboy Dennis “The Worm” Rodman, along with a few Harlem Globetrotters, is in the prison country for a film project and a little “basketball diplomacy.” And he’s pretty darn excited to be there:

PSY is actually South Korean. Then again, Rodman’s geography skills put him on par with Secretary of State John Kerry, so maybe he has a future in diplomacy after all.

Awww! So, does this officially put Rodman in the running for a Nobel Peace Prize?

No, it’s all too real:

You know what other stories are true, Dennis? The ones about the horrors faced by the North Korean people:

Rodman really is a worm.


PSY sets Rodman straight on where “the Gangnam Style dude” is from: