Wait, don’t answer Touré just yet. MSNBC contributor Goldie Taylor had her hand up first.

Racism? Wait a minute, Touré. We know it’s intellectual contortion time, but you yourself said the correct answer was that she’s a Democrat.

The judge is feeling extraordinarily generous tonight. Everyone’s answer is correct!

Yes, thanks for bringing up candidate Richard Nixon’s four-second cameo on “Laugh-In” in 1968 — certainly the proudest moment in Republican history.

Every answer is correct except this one, that is. Touré fires back with his patented triple-question-mark “I don’t know what you’re talking about” response.

Touré might want to be on the lookout for more racist Republicans among his fellow “journalists,” who reportedly groaned at the first lady’s surprise appearance.