President Obama’s crusade to slow the rise of the oceans and put a stop to gun violence is well underway, but he can’t do it alone. To help him be clear, he’s using Twitter to help spread the gun-grabbing gospel:

That’s all well and good, but he needs to really up the prop-aganda factor. Enter Gabby Giffords:


It’s pathetic. Meanwhile:

Chicago’s already the poster child for gun control, yet gun violence persists. Oh well. That truth is far too inconvenient for a messiah on a mission.

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