President Obama spoke about the upcoming sequester cuts today and lashed out at Congress for having a “manufactured crisis” every three months.

https://twitter.com/DocLiberty/status/303897127820615680

Rich, indeed.

https://twitter.com/SharpElbowsNet/status/303897335233118208

President Revenge also threatened that “federal prosecutors would be forced to close cases and let those criminals go.”

http://twitter.com/FirstTeamTommy/statuses/303895768366972928

Video of the fear-monger in chief here:

And right on cue: