Yesterday Alec Baldwin denied allegations that he hurled a racial slur at a New York Post photographer. He also called it “ironic” that anyone would believe the accusation since some of his foundation’s best grants are black.

UPI reports that no racial slurs were heard on audio of Baldwin’s confrontation with the photographer, but the NYPD’s Hate Crime Task Force has launched an investigation.

Mia Farrow took precious time away from counting white people at GOP events to defend her serial misogynist pal. See, she knows racists and Alec Baldwin “is no racist.”

But this has all been too much for poor widdle Alec. In a bizarre series of tweets with dramatic pauses that would make William Shatner cringe, Baldwin announced his ten-thousandth tweet might be his last for a while.

https://twitter.com/ABFalecbaldwin/status/303820086786015232

https://twitter.com/ABFalecbaldwin/status/303820125063237633

https://twitter.com/ABFalecbaldwin/status/303820200766226432

https://twitter.com/ABFalecbaldwin/status/303820257183797248

https://twitter.com/ABFalecbaldwin/status/303820310384373761

https://twitter.com/ABFalecbaldwin/status/303820329220968449

https://twitter.com/ABFalecbaldwin/status/303820384883593217

https://twitter.com/ABFalecbaldwin/status/303820407159533568

https://twitter.com/ABFalecbaldwin/status/303820455054286848

https://twitter.com/ABFalecbaldwin/status/303820470183157762

https://twitter.com/ABFalecbaldwin/status/303820504668725248

https://twitter.com/ABFalecbaldwin/status/303820523677294592

https://twitter.com/ABFalecbaldwin/status/303820546980855808

https://twitter.com/ABFalecbaldwin/status/303820593906733056

https://twitter.com/ABFalecbaldwin/status/303820707916283904

Other things … like maybe a junior high poetry class with Rick Klein?

DLTDHYOTWO! (Again.)

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