Beyond parody, indeed.

First Politico published an article about “Rubio’s drinking problem.”

And here’s what @POLITICOvideo tweeted out this morning.

On Wednesday, CNN labeled Marco Rubio’s ‘sip heard round the world a “career-ender.” The network later claimed it was a total knee-slapper. Get it? Get it? Will Politico play the LOL card too (even though nobody’s laughing)?

“Better than this”? Apparently not.


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