As Twitchy reported, alleged murderer Chris Dorner is reportedly engaged in gunfight with police in Big Bear, California. Good thing CNN’s Wolf Blitzer’s on top of it.

Real journalism, ladies and gentlemen.

https://twitter.com/Miami_Jess/status/301453399709323266

But wait — there’s more!

To areola is Blitzerian …

https://twitter.com/thejoshjackson/status/301455992242180096

What a boob.

Good. Lord.

Wolf’s cred’s in jeopardy, baby.

Derp.

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