As Twitchy reported earlier, The Washington Post’s Suzi Parker utterly humiliated herself by reporting the “scoop” that Sarah Palin would be joining Al-Jazeera as a contributor. She called the news, which she snagged from satirical site The Daily Currant, “a cautionary tale about what can happen when politics and celebrity meet.”

But her humiliation isn’t over yet.

Suzi Parker, meet Twitter:

Oh, and Suzi, say hello to your new pal Drudge.

What other brilliant #SuziParkerScoops can we expect from Suzi as her Palin Derangement Syndrome progresses?

The Twitterverse has a few ideas.

Keep ’em coming, Twitter! Suzi can’t do it without you!


Parker has yet to respond publicly on Twitter, but rest assured, she’s reading your tweets!

For you, Suzi. We trended a hashtag just for you.


Sarah Palin joining Al-Jazeera? Obnoxious ‘real journalist’ at WaPo falls for obvious satire

Tweet of the day from WaPo: ‘Sarah Palin has not signed on with Al Jazeera America’