Major Garrett is upset about something. Like, really upset. We caught him lobbing F-bombs at someone about “shirty business.” Now, he claims the profanity-laced tweet was the product of a slow pre-State-of-the-Union Monday, but he still hasn’t clarified what he meant by “shirty business.” Thankfully, Twitterers are all over it:
https://twitter.com/NathanWurtzel/status/301007798442000384
The First Rule of Shirty Business is you do not talk about Shirty Business.
— Phineas Fahrquar (@irishspy) February 11, 2013
I like to imagine that Major Garrett is yelling at his dry cleaner. #ShirtyBusiness
— Sonny Bunch (@SonnyBunch) February 11, 2013
Someone needs to do a #ShirtyBusiness music video set to "Dirty Laundry."
— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) February 11, 2013
@daveweigel You've got a shirty business, you didn't build that.
— Sonny Bunch (@SonnyBunch) February 11, 2013
I'm giving up swearing on Twitter for Lent. Thanks to @MajorCBS I'll say "shirt" instead of shit!! 😀
— Mary Chastain (@mchastain81) February 11, 2013
Know what this tells me? That @MajorCBS don't skirt the #shirtybusiness and get's sh*t done, son.
— Brandon Morse (@TheBrandonMorse) February 11, 2013
“Shirty Business” is an underrated EPMD album.
— daveweigel (@daveweigel) February 11, 2013
No honey, that's number two. RT @MushKat
One Is The Shirtiest Number That You'll Ever Do #ShirtyBusiness— Debbie (@mosesmosesmoses) February 11, 2013
I'm not going to take your shirt anymore. I'm done. #ShirtyBusiness
— Rachael (@x_1013_x) February 11, 2013
Tomorrow, BHO will tell us we need to in-vest in #shirtybusiness to sleeve the economy, because he's tacked to #Jibs again.
— IGotOverMachoGrande (@smitty_one_each) February 11, 2013
Gotta get my shirty business on. #caring
— Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) February 11, 2013
Right now, I imagine Garrett just gave a certain dealer in shirty business an extra Godfather smack. "And *that* is for the Tweet!"
— Jimmie (@jimmiebjr) February 11, 2013
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. That was some #shirtybusiness.
— Megawatt Herb Drench (@mdrache) February 11, 2013
I saw #ShirtyBusiness open for James Taylor back in '79.
— Jim Jamitis (@anthropocon) February 11, 2013
There's no business like #ShirtyBusiness.
— Ed LaRose (@metaphorsbwithu) February 11, 2013
Ain’t that the truth!
https://twitter.com/NathanWurtzel/status/301011079822192640
Twitter lost a Pope but was given Shirty Business in return #LordWorksInMysteriousWays
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) February 11, 2013
Sorry for your rough morning @MajorCBS. Shirt happens. You just have to keep pushing and tell haters to duck off.
— Ben Howe (@BenHowe) February 11, 2013
Better luck tomorrow, Major.
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Update:
It’s the gift that keeps on giving! Major Garrett’s shirty business is also inspiring future cinematic masterpieces:
Shirty Hard #replaceamovietitlewithshirty
— Rachel Veronica (@rachelveronica) February 11, 2013
Mr. Magorium's Shirty Emporium. #replaceamovietitlewithshirty
— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) February 11, 2013
Get Shirty #replaceamovietitlewithshirty
— LMX (@laurenmarie10) February 11, 2013
https://twitter.com/lloydbin/status/301012193346977792
Shirty Seconds over Tokyo #replaceamovietitlewithshirty
— BroncosCountryFTW (@mjasandoval) February 11, 2013
The Good, The Bad, and The Shirty #replaceamovietitlewithshirty
— TXN_1st (@Prairie_Patriot) February 11, 2013
https://twitter.com/nicoleb977/status/301014043039240193
Zero Dark Shirty #replaceamovietitlewithshirty
— Sam Valley (@SamValley) February 11, 2013
Shirty Dancing #replaceamovietitlewithshirty
— Shoebox (@Shoeboxnre) February 11, 2013
Thank you, Major, from the bottoms of our shirty hearts.
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Update:
Check out the new single from Misfit Politics’ Brandon Morse. A real treat for the ear-holes:
@TwitchyTeam "Writin' Shirty" https://t.co/SellpX2R
— Brandon Morse (@TheBrandonMorse) February 11, 2013
Heh.
