Stop, our aching sides! This reminds us of the shock … SHOCK … when President Obama totally blew the first debate. Remember, he even had to jet off to California to soothe the shock and worry of  “deeply shaken” big-time celebrity donors.

And once again, Twitter was prescient. Brit Hume called it earlier today, when he said it was probably dawning on some senators that Hagel is just “not very bright.”

Update: Seriously, stop now. Hilarious.