The Office of Michelle Obama has officially joined Twitter.

You know, it really isn’t.

Yes! And as a tribute to her fabled humility, the first tweet would like you to wish her a happy birthday:

What a gal.

Hopefully it’s fertilizer for her fake garden.

We don’t need to tell you that we’re just thrilled:

Welcome, FLOTUS! Sugar-free, reduced-fat, eco-friendly soy cake for everybody!


Oh, and as of noon ET, she has yet to follow her husband:

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