Everything President Obama does, he does for the children. That’s what he wants us to think, anyway. But he seems to have tunnel vision when it comes to determining which kids matter.
#ConservativeKidLetters Dear Mr. President why are #liberalkidletters more important then mine?
— Just Jen (@obx6000) January 17, 2013
Yesterday, before Obama trotted out his kiddie human shield for his gun-grabbing announcement, the White House released a batch of the kids’ letters. Since POTUS is only interested in exploiting correspondence that suits his agenda, conservatives are offering up messages from the inconvenient children:
Dear Obama, Why do you think the value of my life should be based on the whims of my mother while pregnant with me? #ConservativeKidLetters
— AlexaShrugged (@AlexaShrugged) January 17, 2013
#ConservativeKidLetters "Dear Mr Obama, why aren't you looking for the bad guys who killed our Ambassador and two former Seals in Benghazi?
— Warner Todd Huston (@warnerthuston) January 17, 2013
https://twitter.com/TheDemorat/status/291979470250844161
https://twitter.com/jesthe3rd/status/291988145887662082
#ConservativeKidLetters Dear Mr. President, my star wars lego death star I got for Christmas…I built that.
— Lady Liberty (@Lady_Liberty76) January 17, 2013
#ConservativeKidLetters Dear Mr. President: My daddy DID build it. YOU tore it down.
— Rebel Yankee (@YankReb69) January 17, 2013
#ConservativeKidLetters How many zeroes are in a quadrillion?
— Nought-but-shadows (@warmingtozero) January 17, 2013
https://twitter.com/darlingdelilah/status/291971029318897664
"Dear Mr. Obama, Today we learned that 1+1=2. I thought you might find this handy." #ConservativeKidLetters
— Eric Spencer (@JustEric) January 17, 2013
Yeah, math is hard.
#ConservativeKidLetters Dear Mr. President: I'm figuring out that I can't have everything my way. How exactly did you unlearn that? #TGDN
— IGotOverMachoGrande (@smitty_one_each) January 17, 2013
#ConservativeKidLetters Dear. Mr. President, didn't your mom teach you not to spend more than you have?
— Bob Fitz (@rjfitz66) January 17, 2013
Mr. President, why is being self reliant bad? #ConservativeKidLetters
— Founding Ideals (@founding_ideals) January 17, 2013
Dr Mr. Prez, what's "fisting," & why did your "School safety czar" recommend it to middle schoolers? #ConservativeKidLetters
— Mattphilbin (@Mattphilbin) January 17, 2013
https://twitter.com/jesthe3rd/status/291980792555520002
#ConservativeKidLetters ~ Why can't I have a kool-aid stand? Grandma said your supporters are Big kool-aid drinkers…
— Southern With Sass (@LilSouthernSass) January 17, 2013
#ConservativeKidLetters "Dear Mr. President, why do you want to give us $9 a mon. for condoms, but taking $60 a mon. away from us in taxes?
— Warner Todd Huston (@warnerthuston) January 17, 2013
https://twitter.com/TheDemorat/status/291979948841906176
#ConservativeKidLetters Mr Obama, have you found the missing 7 states yet? Our teacher said there were 50, you said 57.
— DonnaTheOne&OnlyOne (@izzyjsmom) January 17, 2013