As Twitchy reported, Michelle Obama has snagged herself a second Twitter account for her birthday. The thing is, out of the 15 lucky souls she currently follows, her hubs isn’t one of them.

What’s up with that?

Is that any way to thank him for his thoughtful gift?

As it happens, there may be a good reason Barack’s not on the list:

But there’s nothing that says she can’t follow porn feeds!