Assume the position for a crane kick like The Karate Kid.
— Smokey (@SmokeEater1978) January 16, 2013
Assume the fetal position.
— Waddell (@Kevo157) January 16, 2013
#SelfDefenseInNY Call for help on ObamaPhone.
— James Em. (I-SC) (@IWasHackedToo) January 16, 2013
Now that Democratic N.Y. Gov. Andrew Cuomo has piled on more ineffective gun control measures upon existing, ineffective gun control laws, New Yorkers are coming up with alternative methods of self defense. #SelfDefenseInNY is trending nationwide in the U.S. We don’t know whether to laugh or cry, but we’re sure glad we don’t live in New York.
#SelfDefenseInNY Arm Yourselves http://t.co/E7PfEaMT
— MuShupug (@mushupug2) January 16, 2013
#SelfDefenseInNY. Yell "NOT IT"
— Galyn Jensen (@Galynjen) January 16, 2013
https://twitter.com/1stBlackNixon/status/291398806598217728
Okay, how about SIX rounds? #SelfDefenseInNY
— Tom Lindsay (@FillYerHands) January 16, 2013
https://twitter.com/JohnPPatterson/status/291414610496593920
https://twitter.com/Blindslick/status/291412843385982976
https://twitter.com/DavidJGarth/status/291412875346579457
#SelfDefenseInNY
Make eye contact, bark like a dog, then growl, meow, chip like a bird, ask for a cookie, lick the wall, do a handstand!— CrazyRebel KathyInSC (@KBinSC) January 16, 2013
Pray someone's window unit AC finally gives way from up above
— Zol (@PointlessPol) January 16, 2013
#SelfDefenseInNY Throw a bagel at them & yell "Be gone!"
— Bourbonblondie (@WhigsnTwigs) January 16, 2013
https://twitter.com/COTUSinPumps/status/291415758137876480
https://twitter.com/MrsAmphetamine/status/291412636212547585
Reach for the assault soda! Oh, wait …
#SelfDefenseInNY
Throw a 44oz coke! Ice can bruise the eye and give you time to hail a cab! Wait…those a banned too.— Dawn Kennedy (@Dawn_Kennedy2) January 16, 2013
#SelfDefenseInNY hand the thug, burglar, rapist, murderer a 32oz Big Gulp Soda, point & yell CRIMINAL!!!
— The Right Wing M (@TheRightWingM) January 16, 2013
Scream out-loud "someone's smoking in public with a 20oz soda" to get the cops attention
— Zol (@PointlessPol) January 16, 2013
Or just start dodging. Hey, it worked in the movies:
#SelfDefenseInNY – Dodge bullets Matrix status.
— Seth (@ElSethero) January 16, 2013
#SelfDefenseInNY Take a karate class, learn how to move like they do in The Matrix. Good work out & totally passive. Unrealistic, nah.
— Remember Otis (@bitterclingerpa) January 16, 2013
#SelfDefenseInNY Use mind control to make their head explode
— Bourbonblondie (@WhigsnTwigs) January 16, 2013
When all else fails, move out:
#SelfDefenseInNY Pack your bags and buy a one-way ticket to a Red State where you can still shoot the mother f-er who assaults you.
— Rebecca Ann (@RebeccaAnn81) January 16, 2013
https://twitter.com/tcot_ne/status/291412802046939136
#SelfDefenseInNY
A moving truck bound for Texas.— Dawn Kennedy (@Dawn_Kennedy2) January 16, 2013
Looks like Sean Hannity’s not alone.
