Now that Democratic N.Y. Gov. Andrew Cuomo has piled on more ineffective gun control measures upon existing, ineffective gun control laws, New Yorkers are coming up with alternative methods of self defense. #SelfDefenseInNY is trending nationwide in the U.S. We don’t know whether to laugh or cry, but we’re sure glad we don’t live in New York.

https://twitter.com/1stBlackNixon/status/291398806598217728

https://twitter.com/JohnPPatterson/status/291414610496593920

https://twitter.com/Blindslick/status/291412843385982976

https://twitter.com/DavidJGarth/status/291412875346579457

https://twitter.com/COTUSinPumps/status/291415758137876480

https://twitter.com/MrsAmphetamine/status/291412636212547585

Reach for the assault soda! Oh, wait …

Or just start dodging. Hey, it worked in the movies:

When all else fails, move out:

https://twitter.com/tcot_ne/status/291412802046939136

Looks like Sean Hannity’s not alone.

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