What sparked the pitiful screeching? Why, that pesky Constitution was read on the House floor this morning.
The buzz started yesterday, when the plan to read The Constitution was reported.
Heh. Prescient! The Left did seem to be terribly frightened by the thought of exposure to that icky, old Constitution.
Classy. Also, racism. Or something.
Evidently, someone took it past screeching on the Internet to shrieking in person.
Twitter reacted as only it can.