Obama’s final question at today’s presser was about his reputation as a rather insular fellow. But let him be clear: he likes to party.

But with all he’s got going on, it’s tough to let loose.

To be sure, he’d like to party with Republicans:

But they’re just so meanypants!

As evidenced by how they ostracized Charlie Crist:

And he can totally relate to Charlie. After all, he gets lonely in that big ol’ house of his:

Even the media were mystified by the president’s bizarre wallowing:

The thing is, that’s exactly the sort of thing we’d expect from President Boyfriend. Maybe he’ll start his own White House petition!

And Joe Biden can interpret his Rorschach test results.

https://twitter.com/JGreenDC/status/290873347275898880

Awww … it’s hard out there for a president. He could really use a friend right about now.

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Update:

#ObamaNeedsFriends: Twitterers offer a glimpse into Obama’s lonely existence