President Obama has recently come under fire for his decidedly monochromatic, androcentric cabinet.

Indeed he was. At today’s presser, when asked about his pale male posse, Barack broke out his binders:

Don’t you dare judge him!

Heh.

But it’s totally different when Obama does it. Because he cares about diversity.

Eh, she won’t do much good. She’s far too busy helping the president push the equal pay lie while ignoring the Democrats’ own struggle with male vs. female pay disparity:

Man, those crickets are loud!