Yep, President Obama was hiding from girl cooties once again.

From the official White House photos, featured in “2012: A Year in Photos.”

His caption for this photograph does say it all.


May 11, 2012

“After some early morning basketball in Los Angeles, the President talks with the players who included actors Don Cheadle, Tobey Maguire, and George Clooney, along with two of Clooney’s long-time friends. Stacy Keibler is also at right.” (Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)

Huh. Ah, canoodling with his swanky celeb buddies like George Clooney and Tobey Maguire. As long as none of them have scary breasts or anything. Ick!

Well, he can’t let her get close enough to spread her lady parts cooties, can he? This isn’t new for President Obama, remember. When it comes to his time, or other oh-so-important matters, women need not apply.

Update: Oh, the hilarity.


See, guys! He totally hearts women and stuff.


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