Pervtastic: Joe Biden tells Sen. Heitkamp’s husband to spread his legs, offers Sen. Scott’s brother help with pecs

"Spread your legs, you're going to be frisked." – @VP Biden, to Sen. Heitkamp's husband, after photog told him to put his hands at his sides

— Chris Geidner (@chrisgeidner) January 3, 2013

I thought he said that. And then I though, no, can't be. But it was. RT @ZekeJMiller: Biden: "Spread your legs — your going to be frisked."

— Alexis Levinson (@alexis_levinson) January 3, 2013

Joe bein' Joe. RT @BuzzFeedAndrew: Joe Biden: "Spread your legs you're gonna be frisked."

— McKay Coppins (@mckaycoppins) January 3, 2013

During quiet moments he dreams of being a TSA agent RT @ZekeJMiller: Biden: "Spread your legs — you're going to be frisked."

— David M. Drucker (@DavidMDrucker) January 3, 2013

With Biden, who needs context? RT @ZekeJMiller Biden: "Spread your legs — you're going to be frisked."

— Dan McLaughlin (@baseballcrank) January 3, 2013

This is SO awesome –>RT @stefanjbecket: Biden: "Spread your legs, you're gonna be frisked."

— Callie Schweitzer (@cschweitz) January 3, 2013

It's not because you're a security risk darlin' RT @BuzzFeedAndrew: Joe Biden: "Spread your legs you're gonna be frisked."

— Kristina Ribali (@KristinaRibali) January 3, 2013

Friskal Cliff RT @BuzzFeedAndrew: Joe Biden: "Spread your legs you're gonna be frisked."

— Dave Brown (@AnswerDave) January 3, 2013

“If you need any help on your pecs, let me know,” Biden jokes to a very fit guy who joined Tim Scott in his ceremonial swearing-in.

— Ashley Killough (@KilloughCNN) January 3, 2013

Did Biden just say "if you need any help on your pecs, just let me know"?

— Adam Smith (@asmith83) January 3, 2013

Did @VP Biden really just offer Tim Scott's brother help with his pecs? So confused

— Karen Travers (@karentravers) January 3, 2013

VIDEO: Biden: 'If you need any help on your pecs, let me know' http://t.co/2MfvKpTi

— Free Beacon (@FreeBeacon) January 3, 2013

Biden to Sen. Tim Scott's brother: "if you ever need any help on your pecs, let me know"

— Alexis Levinson (@alexis_levinson) January 3, 2013

Awkward… RT @alexis_levinson: Biden to Sen. Tim Scott's brother: "if you ever need any help on your pecs, let me know"

— Allen Fuller (@allenfuller) January 3, 2013

Yup. RT @daveweigel More Biden: "If you need any help on your pecs, let me know."

— Mike Memoli (@mikememoli) January 3, 2013

Biden is now offering workout advice. In case anyone needs "help with their pecs". #thingiamnotmakingup

— Adam Schweigert (@aschweig) January 3, 2013