Departing EPA corruptocrat Lisa Jackson recently admitted to using an email address under the alias “Richard Windsor” to circumvent pesky Freedom of Information Act requests. Not related to her resignation, natch.
Where’d Jackson get the pseudonym she used to send over 12,000 emails?
Lisa Jackson had a secret email named "Richard Windsor" for her dog and hometown. I wonder if Obama has a secret account named Bo Honolulu.
— John Sexton (@verumserum) December 28, 2012
Yep, part-dog, part-hometown, all class. We’re not sure whether that’s better or worse than using her stripper name.
Naturally, happy warriors couldn’t resist the sweet call of a hashtag game to go along with the revelations about Ms. Richard Windsor.
To figure out your #EPASecretEmailName, the first name is your favorite pet, the second is your hometown. Mine is "Chester Toledo."
— jon gabriel (@exjon) December 28, 2012
Now we can all avoid the prying eyes of plebs and their FOIA requests!
#EPAsecretemailname is Missy PalmBeach stripper/Bondgirl
— Allen Covert (@THATAllenCovert) December 28, 2012
.@ExJon My #EPASecretEmailName is JoJo VanNuys – if that isn't a porn name I don't know what is.
— Kristina Ribali (@KristinaRibali) December 28, 2012
Haha #EPASecretEmailName Teazer Clarksdale
— Danielle (@MississippiMama) December 28, 2012
'Sarge Paterson' Hey, this ain't half bad…@ExJon #EPASecretEmailName
— JavaJoe (@JavaJoeX) December 28, 2012
Sushi Columbia MT @ExJon
To [find] your #EPASecretEmailName, 1st name is your favorite pet, 2nd is your hometown. Mine is "Chester Toledo."
— MoxieMom (@moxiemom) December 28, 2012
@ExJon Bootsie Chicago
— LizzieK (@BrynnaTM) December 28, 2012
Guess that makes me Mayah Saint Petersburg #EPASecretEmailName
— Breeanne Walters (@breeannewalters) December 28, 2012
@KristinaRibali @ExJon #EPASecretEmailName Nemo Waldorf? I sound like an 80's action movie hero.
— Jimmie (@jimmiebjr) December 28, 2012
Go ahead and start using your new aliases. You might have to resign from your job (eventually), but at least you won’t go to prison or anything.
What’s your #EPASecretEmailName?
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