Departing EPA corruptocrat Lisa Jackson recently admitted to using an email address under the alias “Richard Windsor” to circumvent pesky Freedom of Information Act requests. Not related to her resignation, natch.

Where’d Jackson get the pseudonym she used to send over 12,000 emails?

Yep, part-dog, part-hometown, all class. We’re not sure whether that’s better or worse than using her stripper name.

Naturally, happy warriors couldn’t resist the sweet call of a hashtag game to go along with the revelations about Ms. Richard Windsor.

Now we can all avoid the prying eyes of plebs and their FOIA requests!

Go ahead and start using your new aliases. You might have to resign from your job (eventually), but at least you won’t go to prison or anything.

What’s your #EPASecretEmailName?