After last Friday’s horrific murders in Newtown, Conn., Cher jumped aboard the celebrighoul anti-gun bandwagon, railing against guns, the NRA and … concoctions:

(We’re assuming she meant “convictions,” but “concoctions” sounds just as good.)

She also offered to make bumper stickers:

Or shirts:

But it looks like she won’t be purchasing her art supplies at Walmart.

The dentist, huh? He’s evidently got a heavy hand with the nitrous oxide, because she’s not quite … coherent. As far as Cher is concerned, Walmart is a deadly criminal enterprise, guilty of sneakily stocking guns along with cottage cheese. No, really:

Walmart has yet to make a statement on losing Cher as a customer, but we expect they’re just devastated.



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