If you can’t beat ’em, join ’em! That’s the philosophy blogger RB is subscribing to today. Fed up with the media’s ridiculous double standards when it comes to documenting liberals and Dems behaving badly, he opted to acquire a (D) of his own, thereby rendering him immune from any and all criticism:

Exactly. When you’re a Democrat, it’s totally cool to be “embarrassed” that your thugly son is following in your footsteps and beating up women. In fact, it makes you even more awesome!

Other conservative Twitterers are following suit and rejoicing in their newfound freedom:

Isn’t it glorious? It’s like being reborn!

Knock yourself out! And your girlfriend, too, while you’re at it. After all, you’re now shielded by your trusty (D).


Not to worry — you’re protected!

The possibilities are endless!

That’s right. Here, have a candy bar! You’ve earned it.