Al Qassam Brigades, the paramilitary arm of Hamas which has engaged in an ongoing Twitter war with Israel’s @IDFSpokesperson, tonight has claimed that Israel has surrendered. It’s unsure if that is the group’s interpretation of the cease fire agreement currently in effect, but followers are unconvinced.

In other breaking news, Al Qassam has claimed victory over Israel’s Pillar of Defense operation.

Not so fast, doubters. There are plenty of Hamas supporters around the world who perhaps are relying on Twitter and little else for their updates on the conflict.