Nancy Pelosi will remain House minority leader.

Not a surprise; she got her little pat on the head. And pitifully made a big hoopla about it, to boot.

The news was met with resounding yawns.


Twitchy will monitor and update with any other not-so-shocking developments.


Update: Whoops!

That’s right, she did.

And singing, allegedly.

Bless her heart!

The mocking was swift and awesome.

And the video tape!

Update: Double whoops! Fox News misrepresents her as a Republican.