The newly elected senator from Maine has decided that he will caucus with the Democrats.

Oh, the drama!

Heh. As Twitchy reported earlier, the other totally not shocking, “breaking” news this morning was Nancy Pelosi’s declaration that she’ll stay on as House minority leader. Gobsmacked … said no one.

Seriously. Twitter users of all stripes quickly mock the “breaking” news.

Even Senator McCain got in on the snarky action.

Stay tuned! We suspect more breaking news will come in this morning. Here’s a hint: Water? It’s totally wet.