At an Obama campaign event in Parma, Ohio, Springsteen premiered his new song, “Forward and Away We Go.” He joked that it had been commissioned by the president himself, but these lyrics could be considered an impeachable offense.

Oh yes. It’s real, all right. But it is most definitely not spectacular.

The mockage was swift and wonderful:

Anymore? It was never easy to begin with.

If that song is any indication of the current status of his musical talents, he might want to consider giving up the music, too.

He’s got no rhythm, makes lousy music … Bruce, we beg you: don’t sing anything more.

Just wait. It’s only a matter of time.

For his part, Springsteen couldn’t’ve been more pleased with himself: