Men need not apply, evidently.

Oh, the Faux-mance! Newly minted besties, Democrat Senate candidate Elizabeth “Sitting Bull” Warren and liberal tool Sandra Fluke met up today. That thought would be bad enough, but they had to up the ick by squeeing about it on Twitter.

Kissy face! Hurl. Twitter users first pulled out their barf bags, then they brought the funny.

Heh. Maybe they exchanged Pow Wow Chow recipes!

Your faux-mance may be blooming, ladies, but Twitter users are just not that into you. But, thanks for the giggles! And thanks for something else, Sandra: