Oh, sweeties. Now you are just sad. As Twitchy reported, the lapdogs in the media finally debunked the Paul Ryan Dish-Gate scandal. Pulitizers for all! We can now all rest easy knowing that the dishes he washed in a soup kitchen were, in fact, dirty. Whew! All that lost sleep for nothing!

That didn’t stop the ever idiotic DNC from pathetically trying to jump on the ginned up outrage bandwagon in epic fail style.


So precious.

Indeed. And they are running scared. Perhaps they’ve seen today’s polls?