No, really. He said that. Here is your daily emetic.

“Eye candy?” First, that’s false. Oh, so false. It’s also pretty damn sexist. There’s your “war on women” right there.

Secondly, you are the President of the United States. 

What is wrong with you?

Update: Rightful mockery and disgust begins.

Hashtags enter the mix.

More, please, Twitter!