Sadly, oh how true that is. Nearly everything is now a “code word” or a racist “dog whistle.”

The funny thing is, it is the racist Left who hears them. No sane person does, ever. If only there was some sort of handy-dandy guidebook so that we didn’t have to keep digging out our racist decoder rings.

He’s in luck! Twitchy CEO Michelle Malkin has put together just such a guide.

It’s a treacherous business exercising your freedom of speech in the age of Obama. As a public service, I present to you: “The 2012 Condensed Liberal Handbook of Racial Code Words.” Decoder rings, activate!

Read the whole thing, so you will never have to fret about missing a “dog whistle” that usually only the Left can hear. It includes things like “kitchen cabinet” (racist), “angry” (racist, unless Pig Maher says it) and “Obamacare” (racist, except for when President Obama uses the term to hawk his wares). Got it straight? If you think it makes no sense, that’s probably because you are racist.

The insanity, incredibly, got even worse today. Clint Eastwood’s appearance at the RNC? Totally a dog whistle. Why? Because, chair. No, really. It was also a “minstrel show.” According to the left-wing labor journalist for In These Times magazine.

No, cuckoo pants progressive of pallor. No sane person saw that. You know what they did see? Despicable racial slurs hurled at minority GOP speakers by the Code Word Police. And absolutely repugnant things like “negro spotting,” perpetrated by the racist Left. Got hate? You do.

“Dog whistle”! Drink!

The “soft racism of the Eastwood Chair.” He actually said that. Unironically.

No worries, Mike. We are sure Chris Matthews, he who sees only color while obsessively accusing Republicans of playing the race card, would love to discuss this with you. Next on “Hardball”: Rethuglicans bring out The Eastwood Chair in a chilling dog whistle attempt.

Cue the nefarious music!

Of course, no one actually watches MSNBC. Sorry, champ. Your desperate attempt of grossly using minorities to further an agenda has failed. It is entering the big, black hole containing all your other failures. Black hole? We know: Racist.