Mitt and Ann Romney’s five sons have been making the rounds of the talk shows in an attempt to show Americans what David Brooks calls “The Real Romney.” The tour gave liberal tweeters a severe case of the vapors this morning:

This classy comment led to even more classy comments about the paternity of Ben Romney, who is blond, like his mother.

Their wives did not escape the the ridiculous ridicule.

CNN viewers were so distraught they even turned on one of their own, Piers Morgan:

And the Village Voice, demonstrating its total disconnect with most of the country, finds them “terrifying” because they “don’t drink, don’t smoke, and really love their dad.” All major crimes in the liberal playbook.

Finally,  a super-helpful thought about the utter unfairness of Romney’s family size:

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