Mitt and Ann Romney’s five sons have been making the rounds of the talk shows in an attempt to show Americans what David Brooks calls “The Real Romney.” The tour gave liberal tweeters a severe case of the vapors this morning:

https://twitter.com/DollyLomma/status/240457419875041282

https://twitter.com/vilnius_bot/status/240476871739969536

This classy comment led to even more classy comments about the paternity of Ben Romney, who is blond, like his mother.

https://twitter.com/KathrynAnneJ/status/240460618530955265

https://twitter.com/Litzz11/status/240460841814740993

Their wives did not escape the the ridiculous ridicule.

CNN viewers were so distraught they even turned on one of their own, Piers Morgan:

https://twitter.com/AdamTragone/status/240273991372271617

And the Village Voice, demonstrating its total disconnect with most of the country, finds them “terrifying” because they “don’t drink, don’t smoke, and really love their dad.” All major crimes in the liberal playbook.

Finally,  a super-helpful thought about the utter unfairness of Romney’s family size:

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