Whoa, whoa … hold up, Cher. So you’re saying that the GOP isn’t just racist, but they also hate old people, the disabled, and war veterans? Why would they do that?

Ah. Right. Because only young, healthy white people would vote for Mitt Romney.

Guess Mitt Romney isn’t only like Hitler because he has Swiss bank accounts; he and other Republicans also want to use voter ID laws to weed entire groups of people out of the voting — and eventually, no doubt, the entire — population. Because that’s just how they roll.

Those poor minorities and elderly people! They’re just too “confused” to obtain valid IDs on their own. Help! Help! They’re being suppressed! Thank goodness for celebrity advocates like Cher who are there to give a voice to the voiceless.