At long last, the origins of the Republican War on Women have been revealed! And it’s all thanks to noted political psychoanalyst and U.S. Senator Barbara “Don’t call me Ma’am!” Boxer. She’s worked so hard, and it’s finally paid off!

Boxer shared her findings yesterday at a Planned Parenthood luncheon, referring to disgraced senatorial candidate Todd Akin as but a symptom of a greater Republican disease and bestowing the titles of “top generals” in the War on Women upon Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan. She went on:

“Where’s the outrage by Mitt Romney?” Boxer asked, “There is a sickness out there in the Republican Party, and I’m not kidding. Maybe they don’t like their moms or their first wives; I don’t know what it is.”

Oh. Dear. Lord. Barbara, you really should remember to put on your floaties before you decide to launch yourself headfirst into the deep end.

Conservatives are as fed-up as ever at being smeared by the Left as misogynists, but as always, they fought back, taking Boxer and her mind-numbing, condescending brand of feminism to the woodshed:

If we could raise our hands any higher, we so would.

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