Fresh on the heels of several gaffetastic moves by Vice President Biden, plus some true-to-form vile race-baiting, comes a meeting between President Obama, Vice President Biden and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton.

Oh, boy! Joe is in the doghouse! No cookies for you, Joe!

Of course, this led to speculation that Biden would be replaced with Hillary Clinton.

While waiting to see if the speculation pans out, happy warriors on Twitter decided to offer things that are likely to be overheard at this meeting. And they are pure gold, Jerry. GOLD.

The giggles! They won’t stop! Keep them coming, Twitter. We suspect some of these overheard remarks were actually uttered at some point. That’s what happens when you choose an old plagiarist dude with doll hair as your vice president.

Update: A second hashtag is making the hilarious rounds.