Childbirth is truly a miracle, a miracle that men have yet to experience firsthand … until now?
You’re welcome to try your hand at pregnancy and labor if you really have your heart set on it, Matthew. And please, let us know if you do figure out how to do it, because women everywhere would line up to thank you.
But in the meantime, you’re just gonna have to trust us: the complaining is justified. Labor is no picnic. And there’s no medal in it for you, either. Then again, to be quite honest, the creation of a new life is far more precious than gold, silver, or bronze.
Hmmm … maybe you should give it a try after all.