Illegal! Sadly, tweeting while intelligence-deficient is not. Not only is the sky a different color in Cher’s world, but contraception is illegal! People must be jailed when cruising down the condoms aisle at CVS pharmacy. Planned Parenthood also does not exist. Apparently, if the government ceases to fund things with taxpayer money, it will no longer exist at all. Of course: No one built that. Only the government did.

Unfortunately, her iPad apparently became unfrozen, and she went on one of her usual unintelligible rants.

Oh, really, Cher? Like the babies? Innocent lives who cannot speak for themselves … and who never can. Because their very lives were snuffed out before they even took their first breaths.

How about that injustice? But, hey, maybe some of those babies would have been Mormon, huh, Cher? They don’t count, to you.


The men who seek to control women are those who try to make “Julias” out of us.

So do we. Oh, so do we.


Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

Indeed. That’s why people just point and snicker at you. She is right about one thing; the haters are the best teachers. Because they expose themselves, always. Thanks, Cher, for exposing yourself.


Cher: Why can’t I ask questions about these darn secretive Mormons?

Cher, not high, traces Dick Cheney’s lineage to Darth Vader

Cher: Romney is ‘spineless racist,’ ‘cretin’; Must fight ‘T-Baggies’ Bachmann and Palin; Update: Her unintelligible rant continues

Cher loves all the ‘flaming assholes’ — except Mitt Romney

Anti-Mormon bigot Cher: ‘Richy Rich Romney whitest man in magic underwear’

Cher: Eww, check out all the white people behind Mitt Romney

Cher’s heartbreaking, tear-inducing nightmare about the November election

Cher: I’m sorry for being a hater like Rush Limbaugh

Cher doesn’t want to breathe the same air as Romney and his ‘racist homophobic women hating tea bagger masters’

Morning meltdown with Cher: jellyfish, Satan, and GOP wing-nuts

Cher goes on Twitter rampage, forgets 140-character limit