Ooooh! A plague of inspiration from “Vampire Diaries” and “Lost” actor Ian Somerhalder? This oughta be good.

First up, a HuffPo article about how climate change will ruin Valentine’s Day forevah!

We’re inspired already — inspired to collapse in giggle fits. But perhaps we shouldn’t mock. After all, Somerhalder is on President Obama’s trusted team of celebrity green energy advisers.

And … we’re done. Three tweets? Plaguing: we do not think it means what you think it means.

As for Somerhalder’s promise that the tweets would be “inspiring,” many followers disagreed.

https://twitter.com/chesneyjude/status/228124979873583104

For what it’s worth, Somerhalder never did get around to the promised “Vampire Diaries” tweets.