Smart thinking, Ellen!

Others join Ellen in celebrating Friday the 13th as only Twitter can.

Hard-hitting news!

Author Janie Johnson ties Friday the 13th in with politics, natch.

Instagram provides an interesting factoid.

666? Cue the ominous music!

And T.J. Maxx lets its superstitious show.

Merriam-Webster gets all smarty pants snooty.

And celebrities, of course, get in on the spooky action.

You’re welcome, fellas.

Parody accounts and comic strip and book characters also join in.

Well, are you?

Have a happy Friday the 13th, all! Don’t let any black cats cross your path, even though that is, of course, totally racist and stuff. If “kitchen cabinets” are racist, then black cats must be, too, right?