The Occupy National Gathering kicks off in Philadelphia today.

Organizers call the five-day sleep-in a “gathering in one place at one time in order to put our principles of direct democracy and community into practice on a mass scale.”

They plan to declare their independence “interdependence” by befouling public facilities and sleeping in banks.

July 4th weekend is a very busy time in Philadelphia and the city will be prepared for a mass convergence on their amenities. Our “People’s Map” will direct people to restrooms, encampments, and banks for #banksleep.

Twitchy reports:

You occupy:

Who’s the 99 percent now?

Democracy in action:

Defeated? Bahahaha!

Maybe conservatives will stop hijacking when Occupiers stop raping people. Maybe.

Update: Conservatives win again: