Cher is happy today. Really, really happy. And guess who she wants to share her joy with (besides Twitter and Facebook)? Chief Justice John Roberts of the U.S. Supreme Court!

You’ve been warned, sir.

Some of Cher’s fans are more restrained with their affection:

Nina’s not having any of that sloppiness, thanks very much.

Let’s not overlook the important news of the day, though: Cher is graduating to big-people words! Gold stars and juice boxes for everyone!

Never mind.

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