Actress Jessica Alba tried to straightforwardly talk up Barack Obama’s jobs proposal and couldn’t get her audience to focus on anything but her. Potty-mouthed “comic” Sarah Silverman took a different tack, lewdly calling attention to her anatomy in an effort to call attention to Obama.

The result? More slack-jawed innuendo from the same basement-dwelling types who were falling all over themselves to comment on “No Panty Day” this morning.

Now that we’ve somehow agreed that Obama doesn’t mind this topic, can somebody come up with a “boob” joke or three?

Wow. Those boys are clever.

Holy backhanded compliment, Batman!

But wait. There’s more, with the basement-dwelling creeps taking center stage:

And, finally:

That pretty much sums it up.