Ouch. The “second favorite” deal is a bit harsh on his birthday! Today is his birthday. It’s not our birthday too, though.

Sir Paul McCartney turned 70 years old today. Naturally, there were many tweets offering birthday wishes to the rock and roll legend, who still seems to be a hit with the ladies.

https://twitter.com/sophieshouldshh/status/214619924830760960

A few, however, stood out. Like PETA’s.

Um. Eww?

And Yoko Ono’s.

Awkward, indeed!

Her son Julian offered birthday wishes as well.

Others chose to celebrate his birthday with some good-natured ribbing.

https://twitter.com/RobSchneider/status/214637273843638272

And a nice, cuckoo pants conspiracy theory to round-out the day.

Happy birthday, Paul McCartney!