Yes, you read that correctly. Last week, pro-abortion state legislator Lisa Brown claimed she was cruelly asked not to use the word “vagina” on the House floor when discussing proposed pro-life legislation. The horror!

On Wednesday I spoke against a sweeping new anti-choice bill. This bill attempts to over-regulate women’s health clinics to the point that many could no longer offer abortions. Among other things, the plan would require doctors to make funeral arrangements for fetal remains after miscarriages.

What??? Abortions wouldn’t be readily available? And “fetal remains” would be treated as if they were actual babies? Human babies? No wonder Brown was so outraged!

As it turns out, Brown was probably just playing the victim card; Republicans didn’t take issue with “vagina” but rather her allusion to rape by the House Speaker at the time.

Facts notwithstanding, though, in response to such a blatant violation of womyn’s rights, the vaginas of Michigan decided to organize and show those mean old Republicans that vaginas are people, too. Also, vaginas!

Beg your pardon?

Funny how childbirth is suddenly being celebrated as natural and wonderful by the same women who crusade for abortions on demand.

Normally, we’d be really weirded out by a shirt like that. But, well, it was sighted at a vagina-fest, so the person wearing it just really respects women in a totally non-perverted way, right?

The Michigan ACLU also handed out these super-fashionable t-shirts to 1000 lucky attendees:

Everyone was feelin’ the love tonight!

Hey, let’s get the kids involved!

But why stop at kids? Dogs have vaginas, too, dontcha know!

As a special treat, Rep. Brown and State Sen. Gretchen Whitmer performed some of the readings themselves. Ooo!

Hope the kiddies were listening!


Oh yeah. That lady’s got the right idea. Share the magic of this day with Bill Maher. Because nobody appreciates women as much as he does.

And there you have it. What it all boils down to is that to the left, women are defined by their reproductive organs. Maybe it’s just us, but the idea of women being indistinguishable from their girly bits seems rather misogynistic, no?

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