Fresh on the heels of President Whiny Pants throwing a tantrum about conservative domination on Twitter, conservatives once again, well, dominate. The president complained that Romney’s campaign could be summed up in a tweet with characters to spare. Well, champ, liberalism can be summed up in only four words.

And the results are hilarious. Thanks for making it so easy, Liberals!

Never. Gets. Old.

More, please. Who needs 140 characters? Conservatives can make hilarious and insightful points in only four words.

Full of win. (See? That’s only three words!)