What Sunday afternoon is complete without a hilarious hashtag game? Today, conservatives on Twitter cleverly showed why and how they always make us giggle madly. They also reveal conservatives to be anything but the fuddy-duddy, stick-in-the-muds portrayed by the media.

Today’s hashtag gave new meaning to the phrase “drill, baby, drill.” Feast your flirty eyes on #conservativepickuplines.

https://twitter.com/michaelrjoyce/status/211909358240534528

Swoon! Shoes, please!

https://twitter.com/SamuelAYoung/status/211889100037423105

https://twitter.com/LaJollaPrincess/status/211889927498104834

And win.

Trending achieved!

Will it trend all night long? We have faith in the stamina of conservative Twitter users!